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Our Plant and Gardening Joke Page
"What does the letter "A" have in common with a flower?
- They both have bees coming after them."
What can you make from baked beans and onions?
- Tear gas.
What does the lawn say to the rake these days?
-Leaf me alone!
Why did the tree worry in December that he'd be bare for the rest of his life?
-He didn't be-leaf in himself!
What does a tree say when it gets its leaves back in the spring?
What a re-leaf!
When I was a teenager, I did odd jobs tidying neighbor's lawns in the fall. I was really raking it in..